Hardly a Christmas song

Things 1 & 2 taught Ellie a new song. There's just something about a sweet 3 year old, wearing plastic heels and a Cinderella dress, softly singing of death and body disposal that is so disturbing (and very entertaining) . . .

FYI - Addy's words are a little different: *substitute "world" for "earth", **substitute "potty" for "toilet". I chose, however, to use Ellie's personal interpretation instead - strangely enough, it's funnier.

Joy to the earth*, Barney's dead

We chopped of his head

Don't worry 'bout the body

We flushed it down the toilet**

And round and round it goes

And round and round it goes

Joy, joy to the earth*

(sung to the tune of Joy to the World)