After a horrible night with Thing 2 - high fever, dehydration (and forced ingestion of Pedialyte with subsequent puking), coughing, restlessness, lethargy (while not at first logically paired with restlessness, somehow they work together in strange correlation) - Things 1 & 3 went to church.
And neither did Things 2 or 4.
I can't imagine anyone wants to see pictures of what that day looked like. So I'll end here.
All are still alive, some are sick, a couple are happy.